All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Randomize
