I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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