I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
ok first of all what the fuck
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