I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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