I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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