she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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