I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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