i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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