Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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