Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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