Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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