Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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