You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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