We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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