how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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