I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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