If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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