Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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