Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She's the barista slut.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Randomize