What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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