Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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