so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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