do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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