That's intense
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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