walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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