Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She is in my trunk
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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