I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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