I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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