Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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