after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I need a burrito and a hug.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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