I don't think brook has ever known best
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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