So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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