Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
We are all done wearing pants today
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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