I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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