Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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