I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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