HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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