when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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