i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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