I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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