covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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