Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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