You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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