Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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