I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You pole danced in your parka.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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