Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i barfeds in our rink
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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