You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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