Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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