Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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