no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize