absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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