I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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