dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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