when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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